As weird as it seems the new pages, and corrections I have been making all night will not load.... Obviously the little rascals are at it again. There is a buss bar in the garage, connected to the phone lines and that is where all the old computers are. I'm afraid I may have to eliminate my stash of ancient computers and remove the phone out there! They simply must be running interference in my attempts to get the truth out to the world on the existance and trechery of the Garage Gnomes they have been very difficult to talk to recently, I'm almost sure they have the house bugged.
I hate to admit it but I really think they are also using the radio equipment out there to interfere with the local radio reception, I haven't heard a clear channel on a radio around here in, well... years actually.
I have also been hearing giggling on the phones for a while and come to think of it there are numerous snaps and pops around the house at odd times of the day and night, like switches being thrown.
Just a few weeks ago I dug a couple of buckets of dirt out of the bottom of my chimney that had actually blocked the furnace exhaust and caused a number of heating and venting problems, I am beginning to think the Gnomes may wish me harm! We have a monoxide monitor but if they have become adept at electronics, well that may not be working anymore! I found the problem quite by accident when the furnace failed to activate and the house temperature was down to below 50 degrees when we got up one morning, it is a setback thermostat, but that wasn't the problem. And the furnace was working fine otherwise. Anyway I think they were running across the roof and throwing dirt into the chimney just to plug it up!
Actually they have been rather evasive and uncommunicative since I started asking about the female Garage Gnomes. I still think there is more to this than I am catching on to. More investigation is required, and I'm on the case, This is ray, signing off for now....